Stocks - Solution

Puzzle Location: Wind Harp
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The first step in the solution is to determine the company each stock symbol represents:

GM     General Motors
AT     Alltel
PGH     Pengrowth
EIX     Edison International
BCE     Bell
G     Gillette
NET     Network Associates
PHG     Phillips
XEL     Xcel Energy
SAFC     SAFECO
REI     Reliant Energy
ONE     Bank One
RKY     Coors Brewing
ERICY     Ericsson
SBC     Southern Bell Communications (SBC)
RJF     Raymond James
HBC     HSBC
FDX     FedEx


The next step is to recognize that each of these companies has their name on a sporting venue. Now the phrase "only divisions matter" makes some sense, as for each venue, there's a home team that plays in a particular division.

Stock     Company     Venue     Team (sport)     Division
               
GM     General Motors     GM Place     Vancouver Canucks (Hockey)     Northwest
AT     Alltel     Alltel Stadium     Jacksonville Jaguars (Football)     AFC South
PGH     Pengrowth     Pengrowth Saddledome     Calgary Flames (Hockey)     Northwest
EIX     Edison International     Edison International Field     Anaheim Angels (Baseball)     AL West
BCE     Bell     Le Centre Bell     Montreal Canadiens (Hockey)     Northeast
G     Gillette     Gillette Stadium     New England Patriots (Football)     AFC East
NET     Network Associates     Network Associates Coliseum     Oakland Raiders (Football)     AFC West
PHG     Philips     Philips     Atlanta Thrashers (Hockey)     Southeast
XEL     Xcel Energy     Xcel Energy Arena     Minnesota Wild (Hockey)     Northwest
SAFC     SAFECO     SAFECO Field     Seattle Mariners (Baseball)     AL West
REI     Reliant Energy     Reliant Stadium     Houston Texans (Football)     AFC South
ONE     Bank One     Bank One Ballpark     Arizona Diamondbacks (Baseball)     NL West
RKY     Coors Brewing     Coors Field     Colorado Rockies (Baseball)     NL West
ERICY     Ericsson     Ericsson Stadium     Carolina Panthers (Football)     NFC South
SBC     Southern Bell Communications (SBC)     SBC Park     San Francisco Giants (Baseball)     NL West
RJF     Raymond James     Raymond James Stadium     Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Football)     NFC South
HBC     HSBC     HSBC Arena     Buffalo Sabres (Hockey)     Northeast
FDX     FedEx     FedEx Field     Washington Redskins (Football)     NFC East


Since we're told that only the divisions matter, we now see that each pair of stock symbols represents a pair of directions. Each pair represents a letter in semaphore,

Stocks     Directions     Semaphore     Letter
           
GM  AT    
NW  S
       
C
PGH  EIX    
NW  W
       
O
BCE  G    
NE  E
       
W
NET  PHG    
W  SE
       
S
XEL  SAFC    
NW  W
       
O
REI+ONE  PHG    
SW  SE
       
N
RKY  ERICY+SBC    
W  SW
       
H
GM  RJF+NET    
NW  SW
       
I
BCE  RJF+EIX    
NE  SW
       
L
HBC  AT+SAFC    
NE  SW
       
L
ONE  BCE    
W  NE
       
Q
PGH  REI    
NW  S
       
C
XEL  RKY    
NW  W
       
O
ERICY+SBC  FDX    
SW  E
       
M
GM  EIX    
NW  W
       
O
AT  G    
S  E
       
F
PGH  AT    
NW  S
       
C
XEL  SAFC    
NW  W
       
O
RJF+ONE  FDX    
SW  E
       
M
RKY  PHG    
W  SE
       
S



Putting the letters together into a sentence gives


COWS ON HILL QCOM OF COMS



This doesn't make a lot of sense, until QCOM gets translated to "west". (QCOM is Qualcomm, which named Qualcomm Stadium, home of the San Diego Chargers, who play football in the AFC West division.) The COMS stock symbol represents 3Com. So now the solution reads


COWS ON HILL WEST OF 3COM